my future tweet
First class upgrade + an evangelical; just did. He’s too cool to see some telephoto shots.
According to analysis by That Could Be My Next Tweet, this could be what I post to twitter next. The website uses an algorithm to spot common topics and word choices. Most of the hypothetical tweets generated are drunk-bird-chirping nonsense. But once in a while, there’s a gem. The tool also helps you see the kind of topics you talk about most.
