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Owen Wildman

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Things I don’t trust #9: minivans sans hubs

Some things just scream “I am shady, don’t trust me.”
One of those things are minivans with no hubcaps.
You’re trolling the parking lot for a spot to park your car. Then you spot this:

Are you really going to throw on your blinker, go for the empty space and assume this person will either:
1) see you and make a good decision to avoid a collision, or
2) decide not to ram you and take the spot anyway.

They might be a fine, sane, logical person. But…then again, there’s a reason their van has no hubcaps. And I don’t want to find out that reason the hard way.

So, when I see a minivan with no caps, I give them plenty of room to do whatever they want because minivans sans hubcaps are one of the things I don’t trust.

4 comments on “Things I don’t trust #9: minivans sans hubs

  1. owildman says:

    I know! Why is that?

  2. Only safe people have hubcaps, I guess.

  3. Sarah says:

    I think that the minivan we saw last night was even scarier. Minivan, no hubcaps, and no HEADLIGHTS. Yippee–ki-yi-yah!

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