Some things just scream “I am shady, don’t trust me.”
One of those things are minivans with no hubcaps.
You’re trolling the parking lot for a spot to park your car. Then you spot this:
Are you really going to throw on your blinker, go for the empty space and assume this person will either:
1) see you and make a good decision to avoid a collision, or
2) decide not to ram you and take the spot anyway.
They might be a fine, sane, logical person. But…then again, there’s a reason their van has no hubcaps. And I don’t want to find out that reason the hard way.
So, when I see a minivan with no caps, I give them plenty of room to do whatever they want because minivans sans hubcaps are one of the things I don’t trust.
WT 
Hubcaps = safety
I know! Why is that?
Only safe people have hubcaps, I guess.
I think that the minivan we saw last night was even scarier. Minivan, no hubcaps, and no HEADLIGHTS. Yippee–ki-yi-yah!